Greetings citizen. As you know, Alpha Complex into the perfect utopia, but like all utopias, it has its problems. Thankfully, Friend Computer has made you a troubleshooter, sent to find trouble and shoot it. You will face many hazards along the way, such as communists, mutants, traitors, improperly filled out paperwork, random loyalty inspections, and [deleted for security reasons]. As you carry out your duties, you will enjoy giving your life in service to the complex. So will your clones.
Success on this mission will require competence, loyalty, and dedication. However, due to complex-wide shortages of those attributes, Friend Computer is instead issuing you a grim sense of humor and a laser pistol. Adjust your plans accordingly.